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Saturday, June 21, 2008 / 2:39 PM
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Just did right after blogging, success!
Jordus: Daddy, can spare me some time, I have something to discuss with you.
D: What? Don't talk to me about money.
J: It's about money, can I invest in a new bag?
(I had to use invest, so that it will sound that it's worth to to buy that bag)
D: My wallet this month 10k, let your all take already. (in Hokkien, but my dad speaks English)
J: Please daddy. The bag is the one which we saw the other time, (last week, in fact)
D: Ask you younger bro if I should allow you to buy the bag not.

Just then, my brother had to rub some salt! Fuck, he said this,
"Daddy, cannot, he has so many bags. Too young for that"
"You got gucci, LV, Balenciaga, now the Fendi, you think you very rich?"
"No, Korkor you cannot buy. Help to save money so that we can move into a bigger house. (wtf?)

HAHA, Guess what I did, I exposed on his fucking Razor Mouse(spell). The very next minute, he said "Daddy, buy for him". HE TOLD MY DAD THAT THE MOUSE COSTS ONLY 50SGD.

D: Go take from my wallet.
J: YESSSAR! Thanks a lot!

So then, my brother came up to me, and started to suck up to me.
Jorbel: Korkor, what kind of bag you getting?
Me: HAHA, NO NEED FOR SUCK UP NOW.

SUCCESSFUL! I'm fuckin' good at boot-licking & backstabbing. Because the price of the mouse was meant to kept as a secret, if not my dad will scream at him for buying a 100SGS mouse. HAHAHA. My parents never invest money into IT gadgets. Convinced only within 10 minutes! :D
I'm offfff to showerrrrrrr.

My dad just walked past me, and said this (jokingly): "Jorbel, from now on I won't trust you, I'm willing to pay for your mouse if you told me earlier on, but you lied to me. I wonder if you had taken my bankbook to go buy the mouse"

Yknow all parents say this, if you didn't lie to me, i sure this and that

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Now, let's work things out. I have a confession to make, well that's beside the point. I haven't shat for days, moreover I'm feeling so sick that I'm just afraid that I might spit blood out from my lungs. That's when I'll stop buying cigarettes. Well, at least no one likes to be sick over the weekend, because there're parties to attend every weekend-night.

I'm gonna meet Elle & Fiona later for some shopping. But before that, I hope to psycho, well convince rather, the father to sponsor that Burberry tote, which I have always wanted. But looking at the situation now, after Fendi/Cartier, I think there is a veryyyyy slim chance of him giving me the moolah. I think I might have to pay for the bag myself.

Moreover, I haven't gotten enough of Quintessentials, have you?!
I'm going back next week, with more allowance that is, to grab moreeeeeee. Lambskins & hopefully the fur ones. Stingray sounds tempting, but I just don't like the fact that it's processed stingray skin, no feeeeel. If you get what I mean

iPhone filmroll.
All in a day, budget hotel.
The sister, far right.


Welcumz to Chinatown.





Conned into eat birds' nest&sharks' fin :(


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Yours is the ultimate wrench.
AChow sucks badly, bad music with weird crowd.
But nevermind, there's still something even more exclusive tonight than AChow - OBar & Smoove.






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Jordus Lim Bing Jie
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Diploma in Film, Sound, Video
10 June 1989
jordusbingjie@hotmail.com
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