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Monday, December 31, 2007 / 1:23 AM

If you think it's you, yes it's you.
If you can't take this lying down, then too bad. Isn't it?

Well, I see no point in daunting on th good silly ol' perpetual tawdry lookin' human.

May you enjoy th last few moments of 2007, with me.
And I enjoy th days after tomorrow, till you die, you gag on Satan's balls!

Saturday, December 29, 2007 / 12:11 AM
Ngee Ann Polytechnic Cheerleading Squad!
Watch this; beat them man! No one can ballsxz!
They're just too good; in every way!

Uploaded by contraholic

Touching, damn right?

Gimme another chance, I'll never leave again.
Promise, the people, the drive, the satisfaction, the squad!

Good times during Magnum

All th best, my bitches! Dongmei & Jane!

Friday, December 28, 2007 / 4:00 PM
I'm just as smartfearful as you, but a little more lenient.
Like you, I don't get t see a series of grotesque faces antic humans.
Like you, I have no balls.

I'm sure you like it this way.
Like how I know who you are, technology claimed its credit.

HAHA. Am I driving you batty already?


Wednesday, December 26, 2007 / 3:06 AM
If you were as hot as the Rodarte Sisters, I'd have stripped you.

I have a set of white teeth now, ask me ask me t SMILEEEEEEE!
Fabulous Smile, fuckin' painful I tell you th laser. You wouldn't wanna try, you rather your teeth rot.
HA. But hey, worth while though!

What're you doing.

(: I like it when eves are like that, as good as sex.
Mambo tomorrow, yes, I'm gonna make sure 70% Mambo, and 30% Phuture.


I miss school, not yet! HA

I wanna get darker, BRONZE!

I miss Dongmei!

Monday, December 24, 2007 / 7:24 PM

Disappointment. Fuck.
If all you cared is the little one, then leave me alone.

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Club.

No parties this year, declined.
To avoid, those morons in town spraying foam, catch me at Ministry of Sound tonight.

Never let me dis you, die.

Saturday, December 22, 2007 / 2:58 PM
One last wish for this 2007,
t be as slim as you, yes like you.
We all acknowledge th idea of impossiblism, we are bohos!


So pictures from BATAM Trip, ohwels, I do not have all th pictures with me, only those taken with my cam, th others are with Prissy.

And yes, stayover th night before at Leongs' Crib, before we set out in th morning at 8am, well almost late for th small litte bumpy boat trip!

Right, we were looking thru' our passports, HA, Look at mine. =\

At DFS Singapore,

where you meet th best of both worlds, alcohol and ciggs.

Dirt cheaappp!

From left t right: Bryan, Aaron, Jordus, Prissy!
Photographer: Mdm Wendy Chan! (:

Welcome t Batam Island!

Elated Jordus with YSL.

& th boy cam-whored.

Lucinda & Spencer

Aaron, Prissy, Jordus

On th coach,

Yes, th front view of our resort.
That's Lucinda (Candid)

I learnt this in Photography.
HA, Just a point, it's not LEARNED, because learnt used here, works as a verb, whereas LEARNED is an adj.
Well, no need t further explain th diff between a verb and adj right?

& First stop, Golden Prawn Seafoood!
Well, said to be immensly popular, but when th bill came, everyone started to stare at me.

& Yes, lamented the smartty Jordus for bringing them here.

Silhouette effect, siol!

Look at them:

They eat what you eat, and our diet = them.
Disgusted? that is only if you get what I'm trying to drive at.

This fuckin' XXXXL-Size Coconut, which has gas inside, meaning which, fizzy.
Makes me effervesce, no! HAHA

So we roamed half th island, and the ladies shopped till they dropped.
& Right, we went for massage, with no extra service. HA. Dirt cheap, after bargaining, SGD12, a full 1.5hours!
Ha, I cried out loud twice. Painful.

Yes, hungry fungry.
We were on our way t look for dinnerrrrr.

Yes, this place = dirt cheap. We ate so much, that th bill only choked up t SGD40, believe me or not, including booze!

Ha, bad aiming.

Day 2

Lunch @ Sijori Resort.

Notice how chui we all look.

Hello, I'm a salt shaker.

Ha, GOTCHA AARON CHAN! Vainpot, slit eyes, but still cute (:

Goodbye Batam!


Jordus Lim Bing Jie
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Diploma in Film, Sound, Video
10 June 1989

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